“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Today the British Parliament voted to legalize gay marriage in the UK. The vote passed 400 to 175 - a majority of 225.
in other words…YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
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