May 2012
May 12th
54,816 notes
May 12th
510 notes
May 11th
2,049 notes
May 11th
18,652 notes
May 11th
216 notes
May 11th
216 notes
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stillllugly: efflorescen-t: this is literally me in animal form ^^^^^^^^^^^^ I make that sound…but I’m a teenager
May 9th
84,662 notes
May 9th
1,486 notes
May 8th
1,413 notes
May 6th
24,869 notes
May 6th
17,823 notes
May 6th
88 notes
May 6th
59,264 notes
May 6th
17,949 notes
May 6th
45 notes
May 5th
37,428 notes
May 5th
5,216 notes
May 4th
20,264 notes
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
May 4th
293,233 notes
May 4th
44,596 notes
john-freakin-lennon: while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
May 4th
35,700 notes
May 4th
93,687 notes
May 4th
87,326 notes
May 4th
208,436 notes
May 3rd
1,987 notes
I lift my eyes up, my help comes from the Lord
May 3rd
May 2nd
20,200 notes
May 2nd
77,874 notes
May 2nd
145 notes
May 2nd
99 notes
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
May 2nd
255,151 notes
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
May 2nd
171,479 notes
May 2nd
6,419 notes