stillllugly: efflorescen-t: this is literally me in animal form ^^^^^^^^^^^^ I make that sound…but I’m a teenager
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
john-freakin-lennon: while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
I lift my eyes up, my help comes from the Lord
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.